seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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