I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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