idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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