Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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