Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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