we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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