Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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