what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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