I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
no, he came in my armpit
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I didn't notice because vodka
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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