I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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