Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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