If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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