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But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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