So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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