i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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