new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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