remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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