everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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