its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
