not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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