If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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