It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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