How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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