There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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