we have officially lost it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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