Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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