oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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