is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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