and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Randomize
