She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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