I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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