ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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