Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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