Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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