This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
