I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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