are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Randomize
