you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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