woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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