Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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