It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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