That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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