I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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