Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
COCAINE IS GR8
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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