I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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