you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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