doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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