This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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