I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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