I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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