We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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