I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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