it's not cheating when I paid for it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
