just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
