After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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