so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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